EVIL ERIC BAKER AND "THE ANVIL" FAKE NEWS
Before I personally attack, the already repugnant and base moral character, of the much reviled Eric J. Baker—Billionaire, and Editor and Chief of “The Anvil” Fake News Blog; I am required by law to state, that the following slanderous allegations, in the following report, are all “technically” false; However, only if one defines “false” as “that which constitutes dirty lies” which I simply made up. Such “lies,” if they do in fact, actually exist, are herein stated in earnestness, and in good conscience; in the attempt to sully the reputation, of another, more widely held Fake News Blog: “The Anvil;” This being a rival blog which I, Hanson “Weird Dude” Anderson, compete with, in attempting to attract avid Fake News Blog Consumers—blog visitors with a limited amount of time.
ARTICLE ONE: THE ANVIL AND “OLD ANCESTOR”
A LEGACY OF DECEPTION AND LIES
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HELL? OR GO TO WEIRD DUDE?
